protest.isism.org
Sticking it to existence.
0 Why
1 The Demands
2 Taking Action
3 Spreading the Word


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0 Why

Because someone needs to speak out against this existence crap. It's the biggest scam in the history of everything, and I'm tired of being quiet about it.

Existence is mystifying, shoddily-designed, extremely user-unfriendly and a cruel imprisonment. No one has a clue WTF anything is. Yet all of humanity meekly sucks it up. All of humanity needs to shake itself out of its collective skull, grow some balls and stop putting up with this third-grade cosmos.

But what do we do instead? Lap up the measly little treats that are thrown our way—you know, like beautiful sunsets, lush grass, TV, companionship, love, sex, great food, delightful prose, delicate music, restful vacations, bungee jumping, massages, sleep, parenthood—and become willing slaves in a twisted game. We convince ourselves that these cut-rate baubles are generous compensation for being the butt of a huge interplanetary joke.

"Hey slave, how about I toss you a juicy In-n-Out burger, some offspring and an exquisitely sunny weekend every now and then? Will you promise to shut your piehole and sit blindfolded in a steaming pile of garbage?"

"Burgers! Parenthood! Beauty! Relaxation! Sure! I'd be eternally grateful for the privilege of sitting blindfolded in that steaming pile of garbage. Boy, experiencing the only thing I can experience is so much better than experiencing anything else. Life kicks ass!"

Protest this bloody exploitation.

1 The Demands

These are the things protest.isism.org wants:

No vexation without explanation. The lack of any explanation is what gets my goat. Why the hell should all of us molecules be engaged in this grand exercise that we don't understand? An explanation is in order now! Folks go through enough misery in their lives to deserve some type of ownership in the overall strategy. The mind seethes in rage at the presumptuousness of existence, to have thrown us in here without so much as a vague mission statement. It's a rubbish way to run any outfit. Completely rubbish.

A more hardcore type of freedom of choice. I resent that I was created without my permission. I resent that on top of being created, I am expected to breathe 24/7 like a robot balloon. Any gratitude/appreciation/enthusiasm/participation I extend towards this circus is due to my weakness rather than clear intent. I want the freedom to never have existed. Let's get us that, and then we'll see how many buy into this crap scammy scamming scheme existence has got going on here.

Totally everything. I want that beautiful girl I want. I want people kissing my feet. I want to fly. I want to turn Time into a kitchen counter. I want to turn two-thirds of Time into a kitchen counter. I want to turn the other third of Time inside-out. I want to not want. I want exactly one contradiction to not be a contradiction. I want nothing. In what sort of crap world can you see things only if you're facing them? Die if you choose to take a break from breathing 24/7 like a mindless mule? Stop this ridiculous crap this instant.

2 Taking Action

This is an easy protest, because there's not a whole lot to do. There's no point breaking windows and burning SUVs and getting teargassed over this.

If you're sufficiently galled by existence, start a civil disobedience movement in your mind. Do everything you normally do, but take grave exception to it all. We want to hit existence where it hurts. Make it clear that you're participating under duress.

Refuse to cooperate with existence!

3 Spreading the Word

Here's the badge of membership for all you malcontents. Display proudly!

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